Post # 11
RE: Smart women
imranca:
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three  wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you,  but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times  ten!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish,  she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog  warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the  most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most  beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM-she's  the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she  wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That  will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten  times richer than you.'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because  what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
So, KAZAM-she's the  richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third  wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart  attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever.  Don't mess with them.

Attention  female readers : This is  the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. 

Male  readers : Please  scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times  milder than his wife .

Moral of the  story : Women are  really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them  continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 

PS: If  you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that  women never listen!!!

Forward  this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a  good sense of humour.
Post # 12
RE: Smart women
Assalam Alaikum/Good Day to all members,

Your story was interesting but the things the women who wishes is in great trouble.  She got Beauty, Money and Mild heart attack and same apply to her husband 10 times it means after getting all things in her life she is nothing wihtout her husband.   She will remain widow.   After death of her husband sure she will get married to another person.  If that man is good enough than that is fine if not, then as you say what is his is yours and what is your he have complete right to utilize it.  so this is the second trouble the lady is going to suffer.   Unfortunately  if that lady's husband survive then she will care lot for him, i hope she care for his husband for 100 times which she didnt done it in previously and dont want to do it.

The interesting part is here, just imagine what if same thing happen to Man (husband).

Firstly he wish, He want to see his beautiful wifes smart son and daughter in Golden Cradle.

It means he got Beautiful wife, smart son and daughter and money in one wish.
Second wish is that he want to become a good son/husband/dad and so on.
Third wish is that he will ask that frog to never ever dare to stuck any where.

So the moral is women are real smart but man too.

This message is for all girls and boys.

This is just a reply.

Thank you for reading it.
Post # 13
RE: Smart women
Assalam Alaikum,

Really you girls think that we realy talk about you.  It means you all are right.

1. Bhai think about bahan
2. Boy friend cares for Girl friend.
3. Son care for mom many things.

I mention three and there are many more, (har kisi ke apne apne fande) so which one you selcet.


Reply must.
Post # 14
RE: Smart women
Assalam Alaikum Shams Sahab,

Ha aapka dawa shai hai magar sonchne ka nazarya acha rehna chahiye.

I hope you all respect feminine.
Post # 15
RE: Smart women
Assalam Alaikum Maqsood numerology,

Aap ka comment dekh kar acha laga magar aur bhi acha dikhana hai to kuch khas comment pass kariye.
Post # 16
RE: Smart women
Assalam Alaikum Sahiba,

Yeah aapka kehna sahi hai.  lekin ham log koi dil pe lene wale nahi hai is kahani ko.  yeh to ek zariya hai online mulaqaat ka.  inshallah aisa kabhi nahi hoga aur waise bhi aurat utni pattar dil to hai nahi jo aisa karsake.

Dua ki guzarish


Allah Hafiz.
Post # 17
RE: Smart women

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