imranca:
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three  wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you,  but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times  ten!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish,  she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog  warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the  most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most  beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM-she's  the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she  wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That  will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten  times richer than you.'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because  what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
So, KAZAM-she's the  richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third  wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart  attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever.  Don't mess with them.

Attention  female readers : This is  the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. 

Male  readers : Please  scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times  milder than his wife .

Moral of the  story : Women are  really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them  continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 

PS: If  you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that  women never listen!!!

Forward  this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a  good sense of humour.