|
Post # 1
|
||
Join Date: 27 Oct 2010
Location:  QatarPosts: 404 |
||
Man jokes |
||
|
I didn't think any of these were very funny myself, but my wife sure did.
What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell. Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract. How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.  |
||
|
Post # 2
|
||
|
Join Date: 22 Jun 2011
Location:  KuwaitPosts: 448 |
||
|
RE: Man jokes |
||
Hahahahha ...... noose  |
||
|
Post # 3
|
||
|
Join Date: 27 Oct 2010
Location: QatarPosts: 404 |
||
|
RE: Man jokes |
||
|
You are happy |
||
|
Post # 4
|
||
|
Join Date: 22 Jun 2011
Location: KuwaitPosts: 448 |
||
|
RE: Man jokes |
||
|
Very happy |
||
Quick Reply
You must login to post reply.