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13 years ago
Post # 1
Lizzy
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Join Date: 27 Oct 2010
Location:  Qatar
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I want a divorce
A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.

He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster.

By now she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."

"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and says, " The airbag."
13 years ago
Post # 2
Stalinsam
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Join Date: 11 Oct 2011
Location:  Kuwait
Posts: 1
RE: I want a divorce
really kwel one ...
13 years ago
Post # 3
Lizzy
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Join Date: 27 Oct 2010
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Posts: 404
RE: I want a divorce
Thanks
13 years ago
Post # 4
angel_patil
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Join Date: 09 Nov 2011
Location:  Singapore
Posts: 4
RE: I want a divorce
nice!
13 years ago
Post # 5
nashty
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Join Date: 08 Dec 2011
Location:  Saudi Arabia
Posts: 52
RE: I want a divorce
Hahaha. Nice one. This shows that not all women are dumb. Some of them got brains too.
13 years ago
Post # 6
sdawood
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Join Date: 07 Dec 2011
Location:  Kuwait
Posts: 23
RE: I want a divorce
Indeed the wife was a clever one. I feel pity for the husband.
13 years ago
Post # 7
zia_aar
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Join Date: 16 Aug 2010
Location:  Saudi Arabia
Posts: 46
RE: I want a divorce
13 years ago
Post # 8
Ranjeet
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Join Date: 18 Jul 2010
Location:  Kuwait
Posts: 274
RE: I want a divorce
really pitty on husband....

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